The only time that most women give their orating husbands undivided attention is when the old boys mumble in their sleep.
Easy street is a blind alley.
The days just prior to marriage are like a snappy introduction to a tedious book.
There's nothing so comfortable as a small bankroll. A big one is always in danger.
A good party is where you enjoy good people, and they taste even better with Champagne.
Those who welcome death have only tried it from the ears up.