The cuckoo who is on to himself is halfway out of the clock.

The days just prior to marriage are like a snappy introduction to a tedious book.

The only time that most women give their orating husbands undivided attention is when the old boys mumble in their sleep.

If you steal from one author it's plagiarism; if you steal from many it's research.

I'd rather know a square guy than own a square mile.

The gent who wakes up and finds himself a success hasn't been asleep.

Failure has gone to his head.