Popularity is exhausting. The life of the party almost always winds up in a corner with an overcoat over him.
I've had ample contact with lawyers, and I'm convinced that the only fortune they ever leave is their own.
There's nothing so comfortable as a small bankroll. A big one is always in danger.
I can usually judge a fellow by what he laughs at.
He's the only man I ever knew who had rubber pockets so he could steal soup.
Gambling: The sure way of getting nothing for something.