Then Job fell to his knees and cried to the Lord, "Thine is the kingdom and the power and glory. Thou hast a good job. Don't blow it."

I hate the beach. I hate the sun. I'm pale and I'm redheaded. I don't tan - I stroke!

My experience creatively is different than my experience in life, for, as my father would say, the simple reason that you can't get hurt when everything goes wrong creatively.

If you are not failing now and again, its a sign you are not doing anything very innovative

I'd never join a club that would allow a person like me to become a member.

Sex is better than talk. Ask anybody in this bar. Talk is what you suffer through so you can get to sex.

Cynicism is reality with an alternate spelling.