Another good thing about being poor is that when you are seventy your children will not have you declared legally insane in order to gain control of your estate.
What a world. It could be so wonderful if it wasn't for certain people.
I believe in sex and death- two experiences that come once in a lifetime.
I think being funny is not anyone's first choice.
There's no way to prove that there is no God. You just have to take it on faith.
The most important words in the English language are not 'I love you' but 'it's benign.'