Figures tell us there are already more people on earth than we need to move even the heaviest piano.

I write the script; nobody sees it, not the people that put the money in the picture. I cast who I want, and make the film. That's why I've always felt the only thing standing between me and greatness, is me. There's no excuse for me not to be great except that I'm not.

A general philosophy of the female characters in my films is they all want something to believe in, and not having anything.

Therefore, to be unhappy one must love, or love to suffer, or suffer from too much happiness. I hope you're getting this down.

I'm not anti-social. I'm just not social.

Men would make love with any number of women ... even total strangers, while females were selective. They were catering to the demands of one small egg. While males had millions of frantic sperms screaming: "Let us out, let us out!".

My grandfather had a wonderful funeral... On the buffet table there was a replica of the deceased in potato salad.