Figures tell us there are already more people on earth than we need to move even the heaviest piano.

I learned a few things on my own since, and modified some of the things he taught me, but everything, unequivocally, that I learned about comedy writing I learned from Danny Simon.

The good sleep better, but the bad seem to enjoy the waking hours much more.

There will be no major solution to the suffering of humanity until we reach some understanding of who we are, what the purpose of creation was, what happens after death. Until those questions are resolved we are caught.

The heart is a very, very resilient little muscle. It really is.

The difference between sex and death is, death you can do alone and nobody laughs at you.

Life is full of moments that are good - winning a lottery, seeing a beautiful woman, a great dinner - but the whole thing is tragic. It's an oasis that is very pleasant.