Figures tell us there are already more people on earth than we need to move even the heaviest piano.

I took a test in Existentialism. I left all the answers blank and got 100.

My wife is immature. Whenever I take a bath, she sinks my boats.

I cannot say for certain that God does not exist; I think the worst thing that can be said about him is that he's a bit of an underachiever.

I'm not saying I didn't enjoy myself, but I didn't.

If there is reincarnation, I'd like to come back as Warren Beatty's fingertips.

I don't why whatever works and whatever doesn't. You just make the film that you enjoy making at the time, and you think there's a good chance that people might enjoy the story. You're surprised pleasantly when they do. It's just luck.