I would never wanna belong to any club that would have someone like me for a member.

You're a genius! And the proof is that both common people and intellectuals find your work completely incoherent.

My wife is immature. Whenever I take a bath, she sinks my boats.

I've gained no wisdom, no insight, no mellowing. I would make all the same mistakes again, today.

The artist can't give you an answer that's satisfying to the dreadful reality of your existence. So the best you can do is maybe entertain people and refresh them for an hour-and-a-half.

Some drink deeply from the river of knowledge. Others only gargle.

Existence for eternity could get a little boring... especially towards the end.