I would never wanna belong to any club that would have someone like me for a member.

I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it's the government.

How the hell do I know why there were Nazis? I don't know how the can-opener works.

It's very hard to keep your spirits up. You've got to keep selling yourself a bill of goods, and some people are better at lying to themselves than others. If you face reality too much, it kills you.... you've got to find an answer to the question: Why go on?

Marriage is the death of hope.

What was the scandal? I fell in love with this girl, married her. We have been married for almost 15 years now.

I did not marry the first girl that I fell in love with, because there was a tremendous religious conflict, at the time. She was an atheist, and I was an agnostic.