I sued American Apparel because they calculatingly took my name, my likeness and image and used them publicly to promote their business.
Woody AllenGeez, I should stop ruining my life searching for answers I'm never gonna get, and just enjoy it while it lasts.
Woody AllenFigures tell us there are already more people on earth than we need to move even the heaviest piano.
Woody AllenWhat people who don't write don't understand is that they think you make up the line consciously — but you don't. It proceeds from your unconscious. So it's the same surprise to you when it emerges as it is to the audience when the comic says it. I don't think of the joke and then say it. I say it and then realize what I've said. And I laugh at it, because I'm hearing it for the first time myself.
Woody Allen