I'm very proud of my gold pocket watch. My grandfather, on his deathbed, sold me this watch.
Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they aren't out to get you.
After 60, all of us belong to the weaker sex.
What was the scandal? I fell in love with this girl, married her. We have been married for almost 15 years now.
I always thought it would be very funny if I was a blind film director.
It's very hard to keep your spirits up. You've got to keep selling yourself a bill of goods, and some people are better at lying to themselves than others. If you face reality too much, it kills you.... you've got to find an answer to the question: Why go on?