Paranoia is knowing all the facts.

There are three things Jewish people worship-God, Chinese food and wall-to-wall carpeting.

We knew the front door was always left open, but we broke in just to keep in practice. Doxy turned all the Washburn family photos to the wall so there wouldn't be any witnesses.

When I get up in the morning, I go and I work with beautiful women and charming men and funny comedians and dramatic artists. And I'm presented with costumes and great music to choose from and sets. I travel a certain amount of places, so I've been living in a bubble. And I like it.

I am two with nature.

My experience creatively is different than my experience in life, for, as my father would say, the simple reason that you can't get hurt when everything goes wrong creatively.

Some people think about sex all the time; some people think of sex some of the time; and some people never think about sex: they become lawyers.