Who's the bigger idiot, the idiot or the idiot who gets fooled by the idiot?

There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?

I'm afraid of the dark,and suspicious of the light.

My mother never had time for me. When you're the middle child in a family of five million, you don't get any attention.

There is no question that there is an unseen world. The problem is, how far is it from midtown and how late is it open?

People make films for different reasons. For money. Or, they make them because something in them demands artistic expression. I do it because I enjoy the work.

A fast word about oral contraception. I was involved in an extremely good example of oral contraception two weeks ago. I asked a girl to go to bed with me, she said 'no'.