If you are not failing now and again, its a sign you are not doing anything very innovativeย
I'm in show business. I'm not like a poor factory worker who'd been laid off.
You'll live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to.
Chastity is curable, if detected early.
I did not marry the first girl that I fell in love with, because there was a tremendous religious conflict, at the time. She was an atheist, and I was an agnostic.
Your audience teaches you how to be funny.