Honey! Bring down a copy of my will - and an eraser!
He's a politician. That's a notch below child molester.
I wish I could think of a positive point to leave you with. Will you take two negative points?
Better not think too much. Relying more on the body: it is more trustworthy.
Human beings are divided into mind and body. The mind embraces all the nobler aspirations, like poetry and philosophy, but the body has all the fun.
I never knew what Amazon was. I've never seen any of those series, even on cable. I've never seen The Sopranos, or Mad Men. I'm out every night and when I come home, I watch the end of the baseball or basketball game, and there's Charlie Rose and I go to sleep.