Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.

See, I never gain an ounce, because, you know, my anxiety acts like aerobics.

I can't do anything to death, doctor's orders.

At the trial Stubbs chose to act as his own lawyer, but a conflict over his fee led to ill feelings.

I hope you're getting this down.

Man cannot live by bread alone. Every once in awhile he needs a salad.

I took a test in Existentialism. I left all the answers blank and got 100.