Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.

I should go to Paris and jump off of the Eiffel Tower. If I took the Concorde, I could be dead three hours earlier.

Money is not everything, but it is better than having one's health.

One of the interesting things is, the most gifted people, the biggest people, have no problem taking small roles.

You know how you're always trying to get things to come out perfect in art because it's real difficult in life

In life, one is entitled to a side dish of either coleslaw or potato salad, and the choice must be made in terror, with the knowledge that not only is our time on earth limited but most kitchens close at ten.

When you write the script, you're home in a room by yourself, and you're writing, and there's no connection with the real performing world. So you get a lot of things wrong and make a lot of mistakes and make a lot of bad choices.