90 per cent of success is turning up.

It has become harder and harder in the United States to make films unhampered by outside influences. I've always been able to steer clear of that and keep the business people out of my hair completely.

I heard that Commentary and Dissent had merged and formed Dysenery.

When I am in New York, I want to be in Europe, and when I am in Europe, I want to be in New York.

Honey! Bring down a copy of my will - and an eraser!

I have one last request. Don't use embalming fluid on me; I want to be stuffed with crab meat.

The dictatorship is shut up, democracy is always concerned.