90 per cent of success is turning up.

You can't work at a relationship; you can't control it. You have to be lucky and go through your life. If you are not lucky you have to be prepared for some degree of suffering. That's why most relationships are very difficult and have some degree of pain. People stay together because of inertia, they don't have the energy. Because they are frightened of being lonely, or they have children.

Where did we come from? Where are we going? Is there possibility of a group discount?

Jazz is a big thing with me. It's a very big passion of mine, to play it. I'm an amateur musician and I love everything about it. I was obsessed with jazz when I was 15 years old and I know a lot about it because I've loved it so much.

I want to tell you a terrific story about oral contraception. I asked this girl to sleep with me and she said 'No.

This year I'm a star, but what will I be next year? A black hole?

There's nothing wrong with you that a little Prozac and a polo mallet can't cure.