90 per cent of success is turning up.

Then Job fell to his knees and cried to the Lord, "Thine is the kingdom and the power and glory. Thou hast a good job. Don't blow it."

For a while we pondered whether to take a vacation or get a divorce. We decided that a trip to Bermuda is over in two weeks, but a divorce is something you always have.

I always thought that as long as man is mortal, he will never be relaxed.

When it comes to sex there are certain things that should always be left unknown, and with my luck, they probably will be.

Why are our days numbered and not, say, lettered?

Someday the lion is going to lie down with the lamb, but the lamb isn't going to get much sleep.