Honey! Bring down a copy of my will - and an eraser!

Even if God exists, he's done such a terrible job, it's a wonder people don't get together and file a class action suit against him.

Meanwhile, the minute you put on the dotted line your Sam Hancock - and before a notary - you'll not only get the negative but Elsie makes a wonderful stuffed cabbage which we'll include gratis a few portions but return the jars please.

I see no advantages in aging whatsoever. You become shriveled. You become decrepit. You lose your faculties. Your peer group passes away. You sit in a room gumming your porridge. I don't see any advantage in this whatsoever.

Every time you make a movie it's a new and different experience. You learn very little from the past. So, I'm a little bit better than I was when I first started.

I work for a company that makes deceptively shallow serving dishes for Chinese restaurants.

Chastity is curable, if detected early.