I heard that Commentary and Dissent had merged and formed Dysenery.

My success has allowed me to strike out with a higher class of women.

You always think another time would have been ideal for you . . . the reality is there was no novocaine when you went to the dentist.

You can be distracted by your love life, by the baseball game, movies, by the nonsense. "Can I get my kid into this private school? Can I get this girl to go out with me Saturday night? Am I going to get the promotion in my office?" All this stuff, but in the end the universe burns out. So I think it's completely meaningless.

The best things in life are censored.

I had an IQ test. The results came back negative.

I feel humor is important for those two reasons: that it is a little bit of refreshment like music, and that women have told me over the years that it is very, very important to them.