I was a nervous child, I was a bedwetter. I used to sleep with an electric blanket and I was constantly electrocuting myself.
Woody AllenNot think of death as an end, but think of it more as a very effective way of cutting down on your expenses.
Woody AllenThe French make two mistakes about me. They think I'm an intellectual because I wear these glasses and they think I'm an artist because my films lose money.
Woody Allen