If you don't have fun doing the film, then the results of the film will never give you any fun.

But it was I - yes I - who discovered the link between excessive masturbation and entry into politics!

I'm a comedian. I make comic films and there are certain ideas that occur to me that are comic, with heavy, serious undertones. There are some ideas that are more frivolous to me. The next idea that could occur to me could be comedy about death and famine or something.

In my next life I want to live backwards. Start out dead and finish off as an orgasm.

I don't own a computer. I've never seen anything online at all - nothing. I don't own a word processor. I have none of that stuff. It's not an act of rebellion. I'm just not a gadget person.

I should have known something was wrong with my first wife. When I brought her home to meet my parents, they approved of her.

Why ruin a good story with the truth?