I've always liked, someday the lamb will lay by the lion.... but it won't get much sleep.
Humorists always sit at the children's table.
My grandfather was a very insignificant man, actually. At his funeral his hearse followed the other cars.
That (sex) was the most fun I ever had without laughing.
I don't wanna live on in my work. I wanna live on in my apartment.
If you don't fail now and again, it's a sign you're playing it safe.