Some men are heterosexual and some men are bisexual and some men don't think about sex at all ... you know, they become lawyers.

My mother never had time for me. When you're the middle child in a family of five million, you don't get any attention.

These were always obsessions of mine, even as a very young child. These were things that interested me as the years went on. My friends were more preoccupied with social issues - issues such as abortion, racial discrimination, and Communism - and those issues just never caught my interest. Of course they mattered to me as a citizen to some degree...but they never really caught my attention artistically.

When a man is driving in a car and looks out the window and notices a woman with a great body, as he strains to check her face out, how does she know to keep turning so the back of her head is always toward him?

Meanwhile, the minute you put on the dotted line your Sam Hancock - and before a notary - you'll not only get the negative but Elsie makes a wonderful stuffed cabbage which we'll include gratis a few portions but return the jars please.

I'm very old-fashioned. I believe that people should stay married for life, like pigeons and Catholics.

Sygmnd was a poor Austrian who'd lost all the vowels in his name in a boating accident.