Some men are heterosexual and some men are bisexual and some men don't think about sex at all ... you know, they become lawyers.

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Between the Pope and air conditioning, I'd choose air conditioning.

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Marriage is the death of hope.

If man were immortal, do you realize what his meat bills would be?