I'd call him a sadistic, hippophilic necrophile, but that would be beating a dead horse.
They were doing the Dying Swan at the ballet. And there was a rumor that some bookmarkers had drifted into town from upstate New York and that they had fixed the bullet. There was a lot of money bet on the swan to live.
Don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love.
Some drink deeply from the river of knowledge. Others only gargle.
Is sex dirty? Only if it's done right.
Love may be the answer, but even though you're watching for the solution, intercourse raises some rather interesting thoughts.