There are drawbacks in being famous too, but you can live with those. They're not life-threatening. If the paparazzi are outside your restaurant or your house - and actors make such a big thing of it and scurry into cars and drape things - you think they're going to be crucified or something. It's not a big deal. You can get used to that. It's not so terrible.

If you're not failing, you're not trying anything.

I've had bad luck in my two previous marriages. The first wife left me, and the second did not. ­

I wish I could think of a positive point to leave you with. Will you take two negative points?

A "Bay Area Bisexual" told me I didn't quite coincide with either of her desires.

I don't inhale because it gives you cancer, but I look so incredibly handsome with a cigarette that I can't not hold one.

I've always believed that thoughtful people don't really take the tabloids seriously. They're basically a form of entertainment. I enjoy them as much as the next New Yorker.