There are drawbacks in being famous too, but you can live with those. They're not life-threatening. If the paparazzi are outside your restaurant or your house - and actors make such a big thing of it and scurry into cars and drape things - you think they're going to be crucified or something. It's not a big deal. You can get used to that. It's not so terrible.

Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.

Just don't take any class where you have to read BEOWULF.

A: Socrates is a man. B: All men are mortal. C: All men are Socrates.

I believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it's fantastic.

In California, they don't throw their garbage away - they make it into TV shows.

Another good thing about being poor is that when you are seventy your children will not have you declared legally insane in order to gain control of your estate.