I've had bad luck in my two previous marriages. The first wife left me, and the second did not. ­

Child molestation is a touchy subject... Read the papers! Half the country's doing it!

Astronomers say the universe is finite, which is a comforting thought for those people who can't remember where they leave things.

Is Knowledge knowable? If not, how do we know?

How am I immature? Intellectually, emotionally, and sexually. Yeah, but in what other ways?

In every generation there are a few people who are authentically funny. The cosmetics change. You may not be able to articulate it, and you may laugh at them and get a certain amount of enjoyment. But when you're asleep at night, and you wake up at 3 in the morning, and you're alone in your bed, you know who's really funny.

You know how you're always trying to get things to come out perfect in art because it's real difficult in life