I've had bad luck in my two previous marriages. The first wife left me, and the second did not. ­

Dying is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down.

I don't know what I'm doing, but my incompetence has never stopped my enthusiasm.

Believing would be easier if God would show himself by depositing a million dollars in a Swiss bank account in my name

The curtain rises on a vast primitive wasteland, not unlike certain parts of New jersey.

You know how you're always trying to get things to come out perfect in art because it's real difficult in life

There will be no major solution to the suffering of humanity until we reach some understanding of who we are, what the purpose of creation was, what happens after death. Until those questions are resolved we are caught.