I usually want to crawl into the ground after I make a film, almost invariably.

And my parents finally realize I'm kidnapped and they snap into action immediately: They rent out my room.

Yes, but the difference is that when you're dead and somebody yells, 'Everybody up, it's morning,' it's very hard to find your slippers.

he's a genius, she's a genius, wow, you know alot of geniuses, you should meet some stupid people sometime, you might learn something

There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?

I always feel the cynicism is reality with maybe an alternate spelling or something because I feel that I have real perspective on this particular issue of punishment in society.

The universe is merely a fleeting idea in God's mind -- a pretty uncomfortable thought, particularly if you've just made a down payment on a house.