Once the movie's over, there's not much point. When the thing is edited, mixed, and color-corrected, and you've finished it... In my case, I never read anything about it, I never think about it.

The best things in life are censored.

Is it better to be the lover or the loved one? Neither, if your cholesterol is over six hundred. By love, of course, I refer to romantic love -- the love between man and woman, rather than between mother and child, or a boy and his dog, or two headwaiters.

The talent for being happy is appreciating and liking what you have, instead of what you don't have.

People always tease me. They say, look at you, you went for so much psychoanalysis and you're so neurotic, you wind up marrying a girl so much younger than you.

In real life, Keaton believes in God. But she also believes that the radio works because there are tiny people inside it.

My relationship with death remains the same - I'm strongly against it.