My films are misinterpreted all the time. I don't mind that. Everybody's films are misinterpreted. But there's no malice or stupidity in the people that misinterpret them. You know what you do, but someone else sees it, and they want to talk about it or write about it, and so they misinterpret them.

I have bad reflexes. I was once run over by a car being pushed by two guys.

Sex on Twitter can't hurt you - unless you fall off.

The difference between sex and death is, death you can do alone and nobody laughs at you.

I am plagued by doubts.

If you meet somebody and are attracted to someone, and the exquisite neurons in your brain and her brain intermesh properly, then things can be wonderful. It's not like homework. You don't have to work at the relationship.

There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?