Magic has always been of a great interest of mine. I was an amateur magician when I was young. I used to practice and read up on it a lot. I'm well-aware of the history of magic.

I can't understand why more people aren't bisexual. It would double your chances for a date on Saturday night.

Honey, there's a spider in your bathroom the size of a Buick.

I'd always wanted to be a dramatic. Comedy comes more naturally to me. I can do it with more facility. So I feel more comfortable with it.

Is world peace possible or is the human race too innately aggressive? For instance: Have you ever seen women at a sample sale?

I am not afraid of death. I just don't want to be there when it happens.

Sygmnd was a poor Austrian who'd lost all the vowels in his name in a boating accident.