Magic has always been of a great interest of mine. I was an amateur magician when I was young. I used to practice and read up on it a lot. I'm well-aware of the history of magic.

A wife lasts only for the length of the marriage, but an ex-wife is there for the rest of your life.

Sex on Twitter can't hurt you - unless you fall off.

I'm afraid of the dark,and suspicious of the light.

I wouldn't mind dying so much if it wasn't that I would be dead at the end of it.

I've become the person I've always hated, but I'm happier.

I should have known something was wrong with my first wife. When I brought her home to meet my parents, they approved of her.