I don't believe in an afterlife, but I'm taking an extra pair of underwear just in case.

Why not? Life is short, life is dull, life is full of pain - and this is a chance for something special.

The chief problem about death ... is the fear that there may be no afterlife - a depressing thought.

People always tease me. They say, look at you, you went for so much psychoanalysis and you're so neurotic, you wind up marrying a girl so much younger than you.

I've had bad luck in my two previous marriages. The first wife left me, and the second did not. ­

Some people are funny, and some people are not funny. Many people who are not funny can make a living at it. You don't have to be great to make a living at it. Just like a doctor who doesn't have to be great can still make a living out of it.

I think there is too much wrong with the world to ever get too relaxed and happy. The more natural state, and the better one, I think, is one of some anxiety and tension over man's plight in this mysterious universe.