My relationship with American audiences is the exact same as it always has been. They never came to see my films, and they don't come now.

I have great faith in the actors. When they improvise, it always sounds better than the stuff I write in my bedroom. When they improvise, they make it sound alive.

Some people think about sex all the time; some people think of sex some of the time; and some people never think about sex: they become lawyers.

She had been critical of his new torch song, "A Side Order of Heartache, Please," suggesting it could be used as a good way to break in their new paper shredder.

A deranged person is supposed to have the strength of ten men. I have the strength of one small boy... with polio.

I idolized Superman when I was younger. I thought he and I had a lot in common. He was always going into phonebooths and taking off all his clothes.

Interestingly, according to modern astronomers, space is finite. This is a very comforting thought-particularly for people who can never remember where they have left things.