Better not think too much. Relying more on the body: it is more trustworthy.

I don't mind dying... as long as I don't have to be there when it happens.

I'm in show business. I'm not like a poor factory worker who'd been laid off.

People are always talking about the dumbing down of the country.

How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?

I wouldn't mind dying so much if it wasn't that I would be dead at the end of it.

If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything very innovative.