Better not think too much. Relying more on the body: it is more trustworthy.

I was a nervous child, I was a bedwetter. I used to sleep with an electric blanket and I was constantly electrocuting myself.

My grandfather had a wonderful funeral... On the buffet table there was a replica of the deceased in potato salad.

I think being funny is not anyone's first choice.

Life is full of moments that are good - winning a lottery, seeing a beautiful woman, a great dinner - but the whole thing is tragic. It's an oasis that is very pleasant.

When I asked my mother where babies came from, she thought I said rabies. She said you get them from being bitten by a dog. The next week, a woman on my block gave birth to triplets... I thought she'd been bitten by a Great Dane.

Is sex dirty? Only when it's being done right.