I just can't listen to any more Wagner, you know...I'm starting to get the urge to conquer Poland.
Woody AllenReality may not be the best of all possible worlds, but it's still the only place where you can get a decent steak.
Woody AllenBut it was I - yes I - who discovered the link between excessive masturbation and entry into politics!
Woody AllenUmlaut snaps around and we cut to a blond apparition in her early twenties, clearly descended from Olympus by way of Hugh Hefner's mansion.
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