What a world. It could be so wonderful if it wasn't for certain people.

All people know the same truth. Our lives consist of how we choose to distort it.

Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must be a beverage.

If you take a frown and turn it upside down, the person you are holding by the ankles will soon pass out.

The less I speak to the actors, the better. And I always hire great people, and I don't want to impose my pre-conceived notions on them. They know how to play it.

I don't get depressed; I grow a tumor instead.

It is no secret that organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars a year. This is quite a profitable sum, especially when one considers that the Mafia spends very little for office supplies.