Taste my tuna casserole - tell me if I put in too much hot fudge.
The true test of maturity is not how old a person is but how he reacts to awakening in the mid-town area in his shorts.
90 per cent of success is turning up.
Believing would be easier if God would show himself by depositing a million dollars in a Swiss bank account in my name
Harvard makes mistakes too, you know. Kissinger taught there.
The last time I was inside a woman was when I went to the Statue of Liberty.