Life is for the living.
My grammy never gave gifts, you know. She was too busy getting raped by Cossacks.
Honey! Bring down a copy of my will - and an eraser!
Time is nature's way of keeping everything from happening at once.
When it comes to sex there are certain things that should always be left unknown, and with my luck, they probably will be.
If 90% of success in life is showing up, the other 10% depends on what you're showing up for.