For some reason I've always had an irrational love for New York. There's no reason that you would necessarily like it on paper. It's very expensive.

Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.

Therefore, to be unhappy one must love, or love to suffer, or suffer from too much happiness. I hope you're getting this down.

If the [actors] are working, and I have a dinner engagement, I don't do 20 takes. I do five takes and go home. I want to go to dinner.

In life, one is entitled to a side dish of either coleslaw or potato salad, and the choice must be made in terror, with the knowledge that not only is our time on earth limited but most kitchens close at ten.

I am plagued by doubts.

Even if God exists, he's done such a terrible job, it's a wonder people don't get together and file a class action suit against him.