Sygmnd was a poor Austrian who'd lost all the vowels in his name in a boating accident.
The last time I was inside a woman was when I went to the Statue of Liberty.
Isn't all mankind ultimately executed for a crime it never committed?
Love is too weak a word for what I feel - I luuurve you, you know, I loave you, I luff you, two F's, yes.
I believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it's fantastic.
Sex between a man and a woman can be absolutely wonderful; provided you get between the right man and the right woman.