Where did we come from? Where are we going? Is there possibility of a group discount?

Life is a concentration camp. You're stuck here and there's no way out and you can only rage impotently against your persecutors.

I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying.

As a boy, I was ashamed to wear glasses. I memorized the eye chart, and then on the test they asked essay questions.

The last woman I was in was the Statue of Liberty.

When we lose twenty pounds... we may be losing the twenty best pounds we have! We may be losing the pounds that contain our genius, our humanity, our love and honesty.

People always tease me. They say, look at you, you went for so much psychoanalysis and you're so neurotic, you wind up marrying a girl so much younger than you.