Where did we come from? Where are we going? Is there possibility of a group discount?

A tree never hits an automobile except in self defense.

I can't express anger. I grow a tumor instead.

Don't think of death as an ending. Think of it as a really effective way of cutting down your expenses.

I'm not a big believer in the sense of Jews having a monopoly on comedy.

I don't know what I want, but I know what I don't want

You rely too much on brain. The brain is the most overrated organ.