Isn't all mankind ultimately executed for a crime it never committed?

Confidence is what you have before you understand the problem.

Then Job fell to his knees and cried to the Lord, "Thine is the kingdom and the power and glory. Thou hast a good job. Don't blow it."

Have you ever taken a serious political stand on anything? Yeah. Sure. For twenty-four hours once I refused to eat grapes.

See, I never gain an ounce, because, you know, my anxiety acts like aerobics.

What is it about death that bothers me? Probably the hours.

I never knew what Amazon was. I've never seen any of those series, even on cable. I've never seen The Sopranos, or Mad Men. I'm out every night and when I come home, I watch the end of the baseball or basketball game, and there's Charlie Rose and I go to sleep.