Isn't all mankind ultimately executed for a crime it never committed?

The curtain rises on a vast primitive wasteland, not unlike certain parts of New jersey.

One of the interesting things is, the most gifted people, the biggest people, have no problem taking small roles.

I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it's the government.

Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.

I wouldn't necessarily want to be a big muscular guy. It's nice to be gorgeous whether you're male or female assuming you don't lose whatever else you have.

My grammy never gave gifts, you know. She was too busy getting raped by Cossacks.