Sex between a man and a woman can be absolutely wonderful; provided you get between the right man and the right woman.

Isn't all mankind ultimately executed for a crime it never committed?

I'm a terrible musician. While the band members are great, I'm tolerated and affectionately regarded because I do movies, but if I had to make my living as a musician I would starve. I'm like a Sunday tennis player.

I love the rain - it washes memories off the sidewalk of life.

I was walking through the woods, thinking about Christ. If He was a carpenter, I wondered what He charged for bookshelves.

Everything is controlled by a small evil group to which, unfortunately, no one we know belongs.

Reality may not be the best of all possible worlds, but it's still the only place where you can get a decent steak.