Sex between a man and a woman can be absolutely wonderful; provided you get between the right man and the right woman.

I do occasionally envy the person who is religious naturally, without being brainwashed into it or suckered into it by all the organized hustles.

I am told the settlement of $5 million I am being paid is the largest amount ever paid under the New York right to privacy law

I do feel it's important to have some kind of faith in something, but [it is] impossible for many of us. I personally don't have any faith in anything, but it's great if you can.

[An audience conditioned by a lifetime of television-watching is so corrupted that] their standards have been systematically lowered over the years. These guys sit in front of their sets and the gamma rays eat the white cells of their brains out!

We stand at a crossroads. One path leads to despair, the other to destruction. Let's hope we make the right choice.

I'm at the stage of life when if a girl says no to me I'm profoundly grateful to her.