Sex between a man and a woman can be absolutely wonderful; provided you get between the right man and the right woman.

Some men are heterosexual and some men are bisexual and some men don't think about sex at all ... you know, they become lawyers.

You can't ride two horses with one behind.

There will be no major solution to the suffering of humanity until we reach some understanding of who we are, what the purpose of creation was, what happens after death. Until those questions are resolved we are caught.

I'm so excited-I think today I'm going to brush all my teeth.

Capital punishment would be more effective as a preventive measure if it were administered prior to the crime.

If God exists, I hope he has a good excuse.