Who bothers to cook TV dinners? I suck them frozen.
Most of the time I don't have much fun. The rest of the time I don't have any fun at all.
The good sleep better, but the bad seem to enjoy the waking hours much more.
Humorists always sit at the children's table.
Don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love.
I heard that Commentary and Dissent had merged and formed Dysenery.