The last time I was inside a woman was when I went to the Statue of Liberty.

I prefer to achieve immortality by not dying.

I have a great admiration for English actors and actresses and have used them at every opportunity over the years, but now I won't have to import them to New York.

I didn't go to Paris until I was a grown-up in 1965. And when I went to Paris, it was the Paris I knew only from American movies.

Last year I had difficulty with my income tax. I tried to take my analyst off as a business deduction. The Government said it was entertainment. We compromised finally and made it a religious contribution.

My grandfather was a very insignificant man, actually. At his funeral his hearse followed the other cars.

I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown.