I believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it's fantastic.

It's important to control yourself because life gets too complicated if you don't, but the impulse is often there for people. Some say society should be more open. That doesn't work either.

Another good thing about being poor is that when you are seventy your children will not have you declared legally insane in order to gain control of your estate.

Why not? Life is short, life is dull, life is full of pain - and this is a chance for something special.

Harvard makes mistakes too, you know. Kissinger taught there.

If God is everywhere, I had concluded, then He is in food. Therefore, the more I ate the godlier I would become. Impelled by this new religious fervor, I glutted myself like a fanatic.

I'm in show business. I'm not like a poor factory worker who'd been laid off.