I tended to place my wife under a pedestal.

. . . they confuse everything I do with my life.

If the [actors] are working, and I have a dinner engagement, I don't do 20 takes. I do five takes and go home. I want to go to dinner.

I keep getting more and more ambitious. Over the years, to some degree, in some areas, I feel I've grown. In some areas, I made a fool of myself. In some areas, I think I can still do some funny things.

Everyone wants to get out of living where they're living now, because life is a pretty tough proposition and not much fun. But when you think back to earlier times, you only extrapolate the nice things.

Problems are like toilet paper. You pull on one and ten more come.

Even if God exists, he's done such a terrible job, it's a wonder people don't get together and file a class action suit against him.