I tended to place my wife under a pedestal.

But what if everyone in the world behaved like me and came here and shot Brisseau through the ear? What a mess! And of course we'd need valet parking.

My films are a form of psychoanalysis, except that it is I who am paid, which changes everything.

Standing in a garage no more makes you a car than standing in a church makes you a Christian.

Some women feel power is important, some women feel that looks are important, tenderness, intelligence...but sense of humor seems to permeate all of them.

If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.

I hate the beach. I hate the sun. I'm pale and I'm redheaded. I don't tan - I stroke!