I'm not saying I didn't enjoy myself, but I didn't.

His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy.

If God exists, I hope he has a good excuse.

I am plagued by doubts.

Someday the lion is going to lie down with the lamb, but the lamb isn't going to get much sleep.

My grandfather was a very insignificant man, actually. At his funeral his hearse followed the other cars.

If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything very innovative.