Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.

My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.

I took a speed-reading course and read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It involves Russia.

Until you've been kissed on a rainy Parisian afternoon - you've never been kissed.

Magic has always been of a great interest of mine. I was an amateur magician when I was young. I used to practice and read up on it a lot. I'm well-aware of the history of magic.

My ex-wife was a philosophy major at NYU. Yeah, she and I used to have deep philosophical discussions where she would prove that I didn't exist.

We laughed over it, and Hemingway punched me in the mouth.