Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.

Nothing worth knowing can be understood with the mind.

When it comes to sex there are certain things that should always be left unknown, and with my luck, they probably will be.

My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.

You're a genius! And the proof is that both common people and intellectuals find your work completely incoherent.

You make a film and always hope you're going make "Citizen Kane" or "The Bicycle Thief." You make the film, and for one reason or another, one clicks and one doesn't, but it's out of your control completely.

A man that has never lied to a woman has no respect for her feelings.