The roe is reputed to sleep for a thousand years and then suddenly rise in flames, particularly if it was smoking when it dozed off.

Well, trouble's my middle name. Actually, my middle name is Marion, but I don't want you spreading that around.

It is impossible to travel faster than light, and certainly not desirable, as one’s hat keeps blowing off.

I am told the settlement of $5 million I am being paid is the largest amount ever paid under the New York right to privacy law

A man that has never lied to a woman has no respect for her feelings.

I'm not a drinker, my body won't tolerate...eh...spirits, really. I had two martinis New Years Eve and I tried to hi-jack an elevator and fly it to Cuba.

I don't know what the hell I'm doing here. I'm 237 years old, I should be collecting social security.