What is so fascinating about sitting around watching a bunch of pituitary cases stuff a ball through a hoop?
Woody AllenWhen you travel around the country, you see what a tough town New York is: rude, competitive, a town where good, logical ideas are ignored in favor of unworkable ones. And yet, all these other towns are so dead and boring compared to New York.
Woody AllenSome people want to achieve immortality through their works or their descendants. I prefer to achieve immortality by not dying.
Woody Allen