Everything is controlled by a small evil group to which, unfortunately, no one we know belongs.

If the world is a progressively realized community of interpretation, then either quadruplictity will drink procrastination or, provided that the nothing negates, boredom will ensue seldom more often than frequently.

If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.

Skeptic that I was as an adolescent, I had recently come to believe in a Supreme Being after thumbing through a Victoria's Secret catalogue.

What' s the matter with me? Why can't I be cool?

Comedy just pokes at problems, rarely confronts them squarely. Drama is like a plate of meat and potatoes, comedy is rather the dessert, a bit like meringue.

People think I'm an artist because my films lose money.