As the poet said, 'Only God can make a tree,' probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on.

A man that has never lied to a woman has no respect for her feelings.

But what if everyone in the world behaved like me and came here and shot Brisseau through the ear? What a mess! And of course we'd need valet parking.

Our love, our love will last forever. It's forever but it just doesn't work. That's why it will always be romantic because it can not be complete.

I always thought that as long as man is mortal, he will never be relaxed.

I was raised in the Jewish tradition, taught never to marry a Gentile woman, shave on a Saturday night and, most especially, never to shave a Gentile woman on a Saturday night.

I don't mind dying... as long as I don't have to be there when it happens.