I have great faith in the actors. When they improvise, it always sounds better than the stuff I write in my bedroom. When they improvise, they make it sound alive.

But it was I - yes I - who discovered the link between excessive masturbation and entry into politics!

I am told the settlement of $5 million I am being paid is the largest amount ever paid under the New York right to privacy law

I'm not anti-social. I'm just not social.

And in all of Babylonia there was wailing and gnashing of teeth, 'til the prophets bade the multitudes get a grip on themselves and shape up.

If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank.

I said this to my daughter, if you don't practice the guitar, when you get older you wouldn't be able to play it. It's that simple. If you want to play the guitar, you put a half hour in everyday, but you have to do it.