Some drink deeply from the river of knowledge. Others only gargle.
No one ever wants the whole script. I give the whole script to people who require the whole script but to those people who don't require the whole script I don't give it to them and no one cares. They're relieved not to have to read extra pages that they're not in.
I can't do anything to death, doctor's orders.
Never shoot up in the air when you're standing under it.
Who bothers to cook TV dinners? I suck them frozen.
How wrong Emily Dickinson was! Hope is not "the thing with feathers." The thing with feathers has turned out to be my nephew. I must take him to a specialist in Zurich.