I have great faith in the actors. When they improvise, it always sounds better than the stuff I write in my bedroom. When they improvise, they make it sound alive.

I have great faith in the actors. When they improvise, it always sounds better than the stuff I write in my bedroom. When they improvise, they make it sound alive.

Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she'd come in and sink my boats.

Chastity is curable, if detected early.

Some of the best memories of my childhood that I have are the times that I played hooky from school so I could spend my days in the public library reading all the wonderful books at my disposal.

The only love that lasts is unrequited love.

What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream? Or what's worse, what if only that fat guy in the third row exists?