You know what my philosophy of life is? That it’s important to have some laughs, but you got to suffer a little too, because otherwise you miss the whole point to life.

I always feel, I guess being a product of the movies of the 40s where movies were the greatest things and screens were big and palaces were palaces and stars were larger than life that reality was so much inferior to what we felt was conceivably possible from what we had seen in the movies.

Sentence structure is innate, but whining is acquired.

To me nature is... spiders and bugs, and big fish eating little fish, and plants eating plans, and animals eating... It's like an enormous restaurant, that's the way I see it.

I don't want to move to a city where the only cultural advantage is being able to make a right turn on a red light.

Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast.

If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank.