You know what my philosophy of life is? That it’s important to have some laughs, but you got to suffer a little too, because otherwise you miss the whole point to life.

I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own.

I keep wondering if there is an afterlife, and if there is will they be able to break a twenty?

Raised by two mothers...wow, most of us barely survive one

How the hell do I know why there were Nazis? I don't know how the can-opener works.

I loathed every day and regret every day I spent in school. I like to be taught to read and write and add and then be left alone.

I prefer the magic to reality, and have since I was 5 years old. Hopefully, I can continue to make films and constantly escape into them.