How is it possible to find meaning in a finite world, given my waist and shirt size?

God is either cruel or incompetent.

I would never wanna belong to any club that would have someone like me for a member.

To me nature is... spiders and bugs, and big fish eating little fish, and plants eating plans, and animals eating... It's like an enormous restaurant, that's the way I see it.

In real life, Keaton believes in God. But she also believes that the radio works because there are tiny people inside it.

Real software engineers don't debug programs, they verify correctness. This process doesn't necessarily involve execution of anything on a computer, except perhaps a Correctness Verification Aid package. Sex without love is an empty experience, but, as empty experiences go, it's one of the best.

If God is everywhere, I had concluded, then He is in food. Therefore, the more I ate the godlier I would become. Impelled by this new religious fervor, I glutted myself like a fanatic.