It's funny. Maria Elena and I, we are meant for each other and not meant for each other, it's a contradiction.
Woody AllenI took a puff of the wrong cigarette at a fraternity dance once, and the cops had to get me, y'know. I broke two teeth trying to give a hickie to the Statue of Liberty.
Woody AllenEveryone wants to get out of living where they're living now, because life is a pretty tough proposition and not much fun. But when you think back to earlier times, you only extrapolate the nice things.
Woody AllenIf I could change the structure of existence I would do it. I could see a better way to live for everybody.
Woody Allen