I was walking through the woods, thinking about Christ. If He was a carpenter, I wondered what He charged for bookshelves.
Woody AllenMy relationship with American audiences is the exact same as it always has been. They never came to see my films, and they don't come now.
Woody AllenThe government is unresponsive to the needs of the little man. Under 5' 7", it is impossible to get your congressman on the phone.
Woody Allen