Photons have mass? I didn’t even know they were Catholic.
My Lord, my Lord! What hath Thou done lately?
Man cannot live by bread alone. Every once in awhile he needs a salad.
I am an only child. I have one sister.
In my next life I want to live backwards. Start out dead and finish off as an orgasm.
Another good thing about being poor is that when you are seventy your children will not have you declared legally insane in order to gain control of your estate.