Please forgive me. My pedicurist had a stroke. She fell forward onto the orange stick and plunged it into my toe. It required bandaging.

I loathed every day and regret every day I spent in school. I like to be taught to read and write and add and then be left alone.

We laughed over it, and Hemingway punched me in the mouth.

I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it's the government.

If man were immortal, do you realize what his meat bills would be?

I think universal harmony is a pipedream and it may be more productive to focus on more modest goals, like a ban on yodeling.

Human existence is a brutal experience to me... it's a brutal, meaningless experience - an agonizing, meaningless experience with some oases, delight, some charm and peace, but these are just small oases. Overall, it is a brutal, terrible experience, and so it salvation is what can you do to alleviate the agony of the human condition, the human predicament? That is what interests me the most.