I did not marry the first girl that I fell in love with, because there was a tremendous religious conflict, at the time. She was an atheist, and I was an agnostic.

I have one last request. Don't use embalming fluid on me; I want to be stuffed with crab meat.

Is sex dirty? Only if it's done right.

I had a mad impulse to throw you down on the lunar surface and commit interstellar perversion with you.

In certain areas I don't function well and in other areas I function very well. I'm very good professionally. I have good discipline, I'm able to write every day and do films and not go six times over the budget. I mean I'm a coherent person, but I also don't like to go through tunnels when I travel. I'm claustrophobic.

Life is like a concentration camp... you can't leave without dying.

I don't believe in an afterlife, but I'm taking an extra pair of underwear just in case.