People always tease me. They say, look at you, you went for so much psychoanalysis and you're so neurotic, you wind up marrying a girl so much younger than you.
Honey! Bring down a copy of my will - and an eraser!
The prettiest women are almost always the most boring, and that is why some people feel there is no God.
Your audience teaches you how to be funny.
My grammy never gave gifts, you know. She was too busy getting raped by Cossacks.
There's no point in looking back, because there's nothing you can really do to improve the film. You can only aggravate and wish you had done stuff better.