Inertia accounts for two-thirds of marriages. But love accounts for the other third.

You can't work at a relationship; you can't control it. You have to be lucky and go through your life. If you are not lucky you have to be prepared for some degree of suffering. That's why most relationships are very difficult and have some degree of pain. People stay together because of inertia, they don't have the energy. Because they are frightened of being lonely, or they have children.

In the event of war, I'm a hostage.

If I just got up in the morning and had no place to go and was retired or something, I would be sitting there and be thinking, "Gee, what is the purpose of life? Why are we all finite? Why do we get old and die? Is there nothing out there? Why is it so tragic? Why do our loved ones perish? Why do we generate?" Who wants to think about that stuff?

Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she'd come in and sink my boats.

Some people think about sex all the time; some people think of sex some of the time; and some people never think about sex: they become lawyers.

We live in far too permissive a society. Never before has pornography been this rampant. And those films are so badly lit!